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The Killer Awoke At Dawn

He put his boots on

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam, via smut-slutt)

"I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew it."
- William DeMille (via hqlines)

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misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

(via eddieguerrero)


Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

(Source: disappointingpopsiclejokes, via xvxloser)

Tagged with:  #that thing  #the thing
"Me and my friends got totally baked at camp"
- Anne frank (via king-klassic)
captain-boomerang:

Ivonne by Hart-Worx
an absolutely breathtaking photo of an unconventionally breathtaking woman

captain-boomerang:

Ivonne by Hart-Worx

an absolutely breathtaking photo of an unconventionally breathtaking woman

(via ambidextrously-erotic)

(Source: t-tubbs, via str4ngerd4nger)


This emergency exit is painted on!

This emergency exit is painted on!

(Source: tramampoline, via whitetrashlucha)

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

(via wearetheatomsmashers)

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madeupmonkeyshit:

when niggas get caught in a lie

madeupmonkeyshit:

when niggas get caught in a lie

(via hollyw-eed)