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The Killer Awoke At Dawn

He put his boots on

120inna55:

Jay & Silent Bob

120inna55:

Jay & Silent Bob

(via cul-de-sad)

thecatdogblog:

Sonya Yu and her French Bulldog Trotter are very hard-workers. Sonya is a great photographer, but Trotter really keeps things busy as a 1920s crime detective, athlete, disney fanatic, patron of birthdays, and even as a greeter at the mall during the holiday seasons.

(via ovyonetimer)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via bobbyhoying)

"
You weren’t the first page of
My book, But since coming
Into it, I’d be damned if you
Weren’t on every page, In
Every sentence, Until the very
Last word.
"
- Gabriel Kawczynski  (via loveage-moondream)

(Source: thewordsyouhear, via f4sterpussycat)

"You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world."
- (via unfairmount)

(Source: psych-facts, via thedeathcats)

"I want to make you feel so fucking happy that you forget every bit of sad in you"
- Nahilliam Truspear (via slutstatus)

(Source: truornah, via inked-up-bitch)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

(via abbig4il)